I didn’t get to witness the accident, just the cleanup. BrandonK was too embarrassed to chronicle it, so I’ll do it for him.
Apparently, while reading some e-mails early this A.M., he had forgotten that there was no longer a lid on his Starbuck’s beverage. He picked up the bottle and proceeded to vigorously shake it. Judging from the pile of wet tan colored paper towels in the trash and the awkward stains on his jeans, I imagine the initial damage looked something like this.

Oh Brandon, I feel your pain. The coffee gods can be so cruel.
Well, now you can upgrade from that single button mouse! ;)
I have done this several times myself. Here’s my advice: Wait ’til everyone leaves then swap keyboards with the person who irritates you most. Voila! New keyboard! It’s also fun to watch them turn on their computer and realize only the U key works. UUUUUUUUUUUU
UUUUUUUUUUUUUU.